Hillary's Recipe for Baloney sand witch

 Hillary Clinton's Baloney Sand witch

 

Today I am going to tell you how to make baloney sand witches with  gall on the inside and the baloney on the outside. I learned how to do it today when I watched the entire testimony of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Ok the Ingredients that you will need are these. 
1.At least 5or6 Democrats in The Senate
2.A liberal news media
3.A huff and a puff and a good helping of gall

4.At least 5 or 6 Democrats in The House
5.A liberal news media
6.A huff and a puff and good helping of gall
7. Vasaline  
*If you can not find the gall then substitute a lot of nerve.

First you go to the Senate and put the baloney on one side.
Then you put the gall on the baloney.
You walk over to the House and you put the baloney on the other side. Then you spread Vasaline just as you would miracle whip. To facilitate the swallowing on the sandwitch

Then you get the democrats in both houses eat it . 
Then get the liberal media to say it is delicious.